What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
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