What did the calculator tell his valentine?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?