What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
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