What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
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