What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?