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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a decade's favorite sport?