What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?