What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do stars celebrate in December?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?