Why can't you trust a pig?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?