What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

How do you organize a space party?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

How does dinner smell?