Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
My brother is my partner in crime.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
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