Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
When does a horse talk?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
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