Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
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