Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why couldn't the McNuggetsÂź cross the road?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
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