Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
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