Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
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