What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why was the horse so happy?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?