What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
The dressing!
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What condiment has wings?
What's the holiest insect?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
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