What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What is the strongest animal?

What do you call a fly without wings?