Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What sound does a witch's car make?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?