Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?