Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

How do billboards talk?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What's the most athletic footwear?