What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why was the fish so smart?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?