How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do insects learn at school?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
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