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What animal knows kung fu?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Where does breakfast live?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

How do locomotives know where to go?