How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
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