What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What did one plate say to the other?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why are books always so angry?