What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?