Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?