What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?