What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What's a forklift?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What is a table you can eat?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?