Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

How do you talk to a giant?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?