Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
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