Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
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What did one plate say to the other?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Are baby skunks cute?
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