Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why was the broom late for school?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is the most adorable season?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
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