Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How do fleas travel?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
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