Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
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