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Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
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