Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do bees buzz?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
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