What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
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