What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?