What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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