When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What kind of pants do fish wear?