How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why do mice need oiling?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What fish sings the best?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What animal scores the most in basketball?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?