Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What birds make average students?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?