What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
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