What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What's red and smells like blue paint?