What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?