What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why are baseball games at night?

How does a cow do math?

What was the first animal in space?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What sweet treat never panics?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?