Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?