What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?