Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?