What car can you only see twice a year?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you call hiking college students?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?