What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

How do bees get to school?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What nationality is Santa Claus?