What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How do billboards talk?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
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