What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why is money so stubborn?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

How do you wash a lamb?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?