What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Which bug is related to you?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
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