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What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why do porcupines always win the game?