Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?