What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why was the bunny upset?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?