Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why is winter considered holy?

It's allergy season again?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What did the mother rope say to her child?