How do chickens leave the highway?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Someone stole all my lamps.

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why did the barber win the race?

What time of day was Adam created?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?