What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why is the beach so confident?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?