What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where do cows go for lunch?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
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