What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
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