What did the bread do on vacation?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?