Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do amoebas make calls?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
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