Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?