Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Where do stars go to college?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
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