Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
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What are rental cars called in Spain?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
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