Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What is another term for the price of gas?