Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
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