Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
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