Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What is the most faithful insect?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?