What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
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