What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What vehicle works the hardest?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
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