What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?