What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

How does a penguin build its house?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?