Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How did the tree get lost?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What fish sings the best?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
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