Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How do you organize a space party?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
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