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How do locomotives know where to go?

Why is furniture so generous?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

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What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

How do you spot a modern spider?