Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
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What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What does a panda ghost say?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How do frogs get to work?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
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