Where do mice leave their boats?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

How does the sun listen to music?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?