Which cats have the best manners?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why did the person sit on the clock?