How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What nationality are most fish?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?