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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

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How can you make 7 even?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

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