How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond⢠film?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do gardeners always order at Outback SteakhouseĀ®?
What are you studying in math?
How do you get straight A's?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
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