What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?