Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Which fly makes films?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?