Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How do birds threaten one another?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What's a bee's favorite novel?