The museum curator needed a break.

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?