What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?