What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What words make the best athletes?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?