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What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

How do you make a cow float?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

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Why did the gardener bury all his money?