Which animal will never go bald?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What's the slowest 5k?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?