Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How do billboards talk?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Where do termites go camping?
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