Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why are grandkids so great?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
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