How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Which family member is always relieved?