What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
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