Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?