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What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What bee is good for your health?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What did the school bully have for lunch?