How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?