Why was the math book sad?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?