Why are bakers so good at math?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

How are mountains able to see?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why do bees buzz?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?