How do scientists grow fruit?
In a peach tree dish.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
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