What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why is summer always sad?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Where do actors go to pray?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?