Why is grass so dangerous?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What is the opposite of coffee?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why should you not pamper a cow?