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Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What's a bat's favorite game?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?