What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What building always gets stains on it?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?