Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

How can you make 7 even?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What bird is losing its hair?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?