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What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

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What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?