OK, that's enough fish puns.

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Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

How long will dinner be?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?