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Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?