Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What's the slowest 5k?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?