What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Which dogs love to study science?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why do librarians never make plans?