What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do cats wear to work?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What kind of bird can write?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?