Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Where does water do all its banking?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?