What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What do little fish love to play with?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?