What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?