Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What's the slowest 5k?