How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?