What game do cows play at parties?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why are winter days great?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?