Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What did one plate say to the other?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?