What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
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