Why is a doctor always calm?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Which singer could always break a five?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why do trees have so many friends?