What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?