What does an attorney say when getting married?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

I like telling Dad jokes.