Why do librarians never make plans?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Where do surfers go to school?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?