Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
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Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
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