What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What did one firefly say to the other?