Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call hiking college students?

What kind of bird can write?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?