What does a lion call an antelope?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What siblings are always sad?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

I'm not a bad putter.

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?