Why could no one recognize the sheep?
He had a goatee.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
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