How do frogs get to work?
They hop to it.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How do fall and winter say hello?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What animal floats best?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
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