Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What is a spider's favorite book?

When does a horse talk?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why do vampires always look sick?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?