What type of birds stay together forever?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What kind of computers do horses use?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Where do polar bears store their money?