Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Do you have the best ceiling?

How do hurricanes see?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do elves learn in school?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Where does water do all its banking?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?