Why don't ostriches fly ?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?