Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What bird is losing its hair?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why are stones so good at music?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Which subject has two parts?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What does an evil hen lay?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why do diners never serve lobster?