Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?