Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What does a panda ghost say?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?