What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why was the spider so smart?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?