Where can you always get cheap gas?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?