Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What nationality are most fish?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?