What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?