How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What is an archer's favorite store?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What do naked fish play with?

Why do golfers hate cake?