How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why are all priests fit?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?