What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

The museum curator needed a break.

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?