Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?