Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

We had a discussion about roses.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What's the most determined bird?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

How long do chickens work?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?