Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What did March say to the madness?

Why do cats give such great massages?