What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Lettuce eat!
A book just fell on my head.
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is the coolest country?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's the friendliest national park?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
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