What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What part of a football field is never the same?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What kind of music do planets like?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?