What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why are cars magic?

What do you give a sick pig?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Which animal will never go bald?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What day do hands always go to church?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What animal makes the best lunches?