Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?