Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Where do milkshakes come from?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Who is the fastest reindeer?